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I hate when

lanfan
Uterus: Hey! I've got everything ready for the baby! *smile* *smile*

Me: Uh, I'm not having one right now. Sorry.

Uterus: Oh really? OPEN THE FLOODGATES!!! *maniacal laughter*

Me: oh fucking fuckitty fuck. *collapses* Painkillers! for the love of God, somebody get me PAINKILLERS!!

Uterus: See you next month! *smile* *smile*

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ojuzu
Aug. 21st, 2013 11:43 pm (UTC)
I KNOW RIGHT.
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